LPYC Gift Shop
So here's your chance to nab some of those amazing souvenirs from the Lennox Passage Yacht Club.  Excited, aren't ya?

LPYC Hat- These 100% cotton hats, with leather adjustable strap come in a whole mess of colours (including gray, blue, beige and burgundy).  Our studies have shown that wearing these hats make you smarter, irresistible to the opposite sex, and can often get you out of paying traffic tickets.  Of course we can't prove any of this, but can you really afford to doubt us?
 

LPYC Golf Shirt- Also 100% cotton and available in three colours (red, white and blue).  These shirts will make skinny people look more muscular, and heavier-set people will look thin.  We are not entirely sure how this works, but we do believe that it is somehow related to a thermos keeping hot things hot, and cold things cold.
 

LPYC Hooded Sweatshirt- You guessed it, 100% cotton again.  They only come in one colour (for now).  Through our painstaking research we have found out that these very sweatshirts were worn by famous people throughout history.  Some examples include, Custer at his last stand, a couple of dudes during the signing of the U.S. Declaration of Independence, Christopher Columbus on some trip he took and a whole bunch of others.  Of course you wouldn't find this out in any history books, but we all know that historians aren't really sailors, and besides they are known to kick puppies and remove the tags from mattresses.  Who could trust them?
 

 
LPYC Nylon Jacket- This sexy looking jacket comes in only one colour, navy blue.  I heard a story once about a guy who owned one of these jackets.  He kept getting unemployment insurance checks for no reason, he stepped on a crack and didn't even give his mother as much as a back pain, and he makes strange faces in cold weather but they never ever stay that way.  Coincidence?  You be the judge.
 

LPYC Burgees-  For those of you who aren't sailors and are wondering "What exactly is a burgee?"  A burgee is latin term for "cool little flag thingy for your boat".  Of course we have taken a liberal interpretation of that definition of the word.  We use burgees for decorating walls, patching holes in clothing, and handkerchiefs during cold and flu season.  Buy two, they are small.
 

**For current prices, available sizes, shipping info, and a free psychic evaluation e-mail us at lpyc@hotmail.com  (Come on -- you know that you want to!)