
LPYC Hat- These 100% cotton hats, with leather adjustable
strap come in a whole mess of colours (including gray, blue, beige and
burgundy). Our studies have shown that wearing these hats make you
smarter, irresistible to the opposite sex, and can often get you out of
paying traffic tickets. Of course we can't prove any of this, but
can you really afford to doubt us?

LPYC Golf Shirt- Also 100% cotton and available in three colours
(red, white and blue). These shirts will make skinny people look
more muscular, and heavier-set people will look thin. We are not
entirely sure how this works, but we do believe that it is somehow related
to a thermos keeping hot things hot, and cold things cold.

LPYC Hooded Sweatshirt- You guessed it, 100% cotton again.
They only come in one colour (for now). Through our painstaking research
we have found out that these very sweatshirts were worn by famous people
throughout history. Some examples include, Custer at his last stand,
a couple of dudes during the signing of the U.S. Declaration of Independence,
Christopher Columbus on some trip he took and a whole bunch of others.
Of course you wouldn't find this out in any history books, but we all know
that historians aren't really sailors, and besides they are known to kick
puppies and remove the tags from mattresses. Who could trust them?


LPYC Burgees- For those of you who aren't sailors and
are wondering "What exactly is a burgee?" A burgee is latin term
for "cool little flag thingy for your boat". Of course we have taken
a liberal interpretation of that definition of the word. We use burgees
for decorating walls, patching holes in clothing, and handkerchiefs during
cold and flu season. Buy two, they are small.
