Sometimes there are days when you are just destined to accomplish big things.

When everything you touch falls right into place.

When you, finally, get a true glimpse into what you are capable of in your finest moments.

Yesterday was not one of those days.

As I refreshed six different Firefox tabs to keep track of NHL Trade Deadline Day, and listened to Jermaine Stewart's 80s classic "We Don't Have To Take Our clothes Off"(while disagreeing with the message), I heard the *ping* of an IM.

It was from Mindy.

Surely Mindy would have something interesting to say.

Instead, she told me to do this quiz.

Mindy is bossy.

So, I did that quiz. And Mindy asked me what the results were.

Mindy is nosy.

The results made me sound a little wussier than I expected. Whatever.

Feel free to do it. Or not. I'm not the boss of you.

(But, any ladies who are "sonnets" or "maids of honor" can, like, totally e-mail me.)