Some stranger requested an add on msn messenger a few minutes ago. I figured maybe it was one of you folks, so I accepted.

It wasn't any of you.

Some spam crap.

A "woman" named monica. With a user pic scanned out of a J Crew catalogue apparently -- which made me want to buy a short-sleeve original-fit repp pique polo for some reason.

Anyway, this is an excerpt from my chat with "monica."

monica says: i read like ur profile and the way you describe urself so i will like to know you better

Peter says:
i don't have anything written in my profile

monica says:
but i do like the way you brief about urself and also the way u look

monica says:
u look so cute i bet u are good looking man

Peter says:
i REALLY am

monica says:
yeah babe

monica says:
so ur name is pete right?

Peter says:
gotta run. my wife is home!!!!!

monica says:
okay

monica says:
when will you be back online then?

Peter says:
she's got a knife!!!

monica says:
okay take care of urself

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