I just watched American Idol and have a couple quick thoughtlets:

- Sanjaya Malakar... Dude. Seriously? He now feels completely bulletproof. I'll be shocked if he doesn't come on next week wearing a feather boa and burping the alphabet.

- If I wasn't such a gentleman -- and if I hadn't sworn off Italian women -- I'd say that I'd like to take a 3-day vacation to Haley Scarnato's legs. Have you seen those things? Insane. Wow.

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