Hi.

You are looking well.

Some quick thoughts:

1) It is insane to me that countless true artists toil away in obscurity while Paris Hilton's friend (who I won't name) is getting increasingly famous because the younger brother of Brandy (the singer) urinated on her.

*golf clap*

2) It is even more insane to me that some parents are opposed to 6th grade girls being immunized against HPV. You don't want to send them "the wrong message about sex?" Here's a thought: why don't you be good parents and send them the RIGHT messages at home and stop being short-sighted jackasses?

3) Do you think it will be a deal breaker with my future wife to demand early on that our first born son be named "Jack Bauer DeWolf?" What if it's only a strong request?

4) My new cellphone should be arriving today or tomorrow. Je suis excited. I talked myself out of a Blackberry... for now.

5) My celebrity crush du jour:



(I don't mean Ellen.)

6) R-Rated Trailer for new movie KNOCKED UP. (I think it's a Judd Apatow movie.) Not safe for work. One line completely cracks me up.